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A parrot was in a pet shop with a string

attached to each leg when a man walked

in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper

came over and started to try and sell him

a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked

what the strings were for and the shopkeeper

replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the

parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull

the left string it says, 'my name's Sam' ". The

man being of the inquisitive nature tried both

and thought it was really neat, but was still

curious. So he asked what would happen if

he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up,

"I'd fall off the perch you idiot!!!"

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