A parrot was in a pet shop with a string
attached to each leg when a man walked
in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper
came over and started to try and sell him
a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked
what the strings were for and the shopkeeper
replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the
parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull
the left string it says, 'my name's Sam' ". The
man being of the inquisitive nature tried both
and thought it was really neat, but was still
curious. So he asked what would happen if
he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up,
"I'd fall off the perch you idiot!!!"