up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartenders

says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy

doesn't miss a beat. "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man," the bartenders says, "I'm sorry. Here,

the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and

goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in

the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him,

stops him and says, "You can't bring that dog in

here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

The second man graciously thanks the first man

and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The

man replies, "This is my seeing-eye dog." The

bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do

not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The

man pauses for a half-second and replies,