"You got any fish?" The bartender replies, "No,

this is a bar and we don't sell fish," so the duck

leaves. The next day, the duck goes back to the

bar and asks, "You got any fish?" The bartender

says, "I told you yesterday, this is a bar and we

don't sell fish!" The following day the duck returns

and says, "You got any fish?" The bartender loses

it, grabs the duck by the neck and screams,

"I TOLD YOU TWICE, THIS IS A BAR. WE

FEET TO THE FLOOR!" The next day, the duck

goes into the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"

The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don't have