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Animal Jokes 22

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The Difference Between Dogs and Cats
A dog thinks:
Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! (However, this excludes basset hounds; bassets think like cats)

A cat thinks:
Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!


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