"Can I have a rum and coke?" The bar man said,

"Okay." Then the little pig said, "Can I use

your toilet?" The bar man told him it was

straight ahead. Then the second little pig walked

into the bar and said, "Can I have a rum and coke?"

The bar man said, "Okay." Then the little pig

said, "Can I use your toilet?" The bar man said

straight ahead. The third little pig walked into

the bar and said, "Can I have a rum and coke?"

and the bar man said, "Okay." Then the bar

man said, "I suppose you want to use the toilet?"

But the third little pig replied, "No, I'm the pig