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Animal Jokes 13

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A bear and a squirl are walking through a forest. They come upon a genie and he says:"i'll grant you both 3 wishes.
"The bear and squirl say ok and the bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. So the genie grants it.
The squirl wishes for a helmet. His wish is granted.
The bear wishes that all the bears in the NEXT forest were females. His wish was granted.
The squirl wishes for a motercycle.His wish was granted.
The bear's final wish was that all the bears in the LAST forest were females. His last wish was granted.
The squirl wishes the bear was gay. Puts his helmate on and drives off.
Of course his wish was granted and the bear was gay!


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