Ten Dog Rules
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house,
but only in certain rooms.
3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms,
but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture,
but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but
only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever
he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by
9. The dog can sleep under the covers
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep
under the covers with the dog.