Ten Dog Rules

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
   2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house,
2. but only in certain rooms.
   3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms,

but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture,

but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on

the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but

only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever

he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by

invitation only!
9. The dog can sleep under the covers

every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep

under the covers with the dog.