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25th december 2000

TOP 5 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

5) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
4) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
3) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
2) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.