A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the guys on this end of the bar are cocksuckers. Anyone got a problem with that?"

Everyone is understandably silent. He then chugs back another beer and says, "All the guys on the other end of the bar are motherfuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?"

Everyone is silent, again. Then one man gets up from his stool and starts to walk towards the man.

"You got a problem, buddy?" the big burly guy shouts out.

"No, I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."